[Trigger Warning: The following news is shocking...SHOCKING I TELL YOU!!...and not for those not stout of heart. It may cause fainting in women and girlymen. ]
The Republican establishment in the House of Representatives has held fast and reelected John Boehner as Speaker.
I know, stunning, right?
In equally astounding news, there is a strong likelihood that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.
And in the east, no less.