He went on to recount his early experiences as a community organizer in Chicago, and he invited his minions to share their own stories for a chance to meet the Organizer In Chief
I noticed he left out the part where he was bitten by a radioactive squirrel, thereby gaining powers of mass distraction.
There have to be more interesting origin stories about some of our other imperial overlords: Joe Biden raised by bonobos? A genetically mutated Botox injection renders Nancy Pelosi’s brain impervious to reality? Michelle Obama eats kale, gains enormous arm muscles and the compulsion to subjugate kids’ dietary habits?