Saturday, October 31, 2015

Happy Halloween

In honor of this fine, fine Halloween, I would like to share this sadly nostalgic song by Heywood Banks, who is awesome, and family friendly.



And two jokes that I'm stealing directly from Kevin Downey, Jr. which are much funnier aloud and especially when he tells them, but I couldn't find a video, so there you go...


Joke 1:

Did you know vampires are real?

It's true. In fact, I've killed two of them myself.

I'll never forget their last, chilling words:

"Trick or Treat!"

...

They're smaller than you'd think.

Joke 2:

The parents in my neighborhood are looking for a babysitter...

,,,BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIND HER!!

Hope your Halloween is/was/will be happy.

2 comments:

  1. Heh. Good jokes. I'm stealing them, thanks!

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  2. It's only fair, since I stole then, myself.

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